Look! Look what shinysylver made me! My very own crack fic table.
She says: "So the rules are any fandom unless the crack wouldn't be crack in that fandom... and only one story per table cell- no space alien vampires who are hookers with a heart of gold"
Which only goes to prove she knows me. Because I was gonna write one big fic.

1. Wings	2. Cat Boys	3. High School AU	4. Mermen	5. Selkies
6. Body Swap	7. Aliens	8. Child Again	9. MPreg	10. Gender Swap
11. Animal Transformation	12. Break the Fourth Wall	13. Vampires	14. Crazy Crossover	15. Hookerfic
16. Unicorns	17. Zombie Apocalypse	18. Super Powers	19. Candyfic	20. Cartoon Crossover

And she made me my very own kink table!
The rules: "...as long as it is sensual they don't all have to be nc17 if you want to work up to it". So we're "enforcing the pornish nature" of this table. :)

1. Ew, Het	2. Backrub	3. Mild Mannered Dom	4. Intimate Healing	5. Mate or Die
6. Glory Hole	7. Tentacles	8. Body Swap	9. Handcuffs	10. Striptease
11. Aural Attraction	12. Oral Fixation	13. Come Untouched	14. Pillow Biting	15. Fun with Toys
16. Discipline	17. Public Displays of Affection	18. Love Bites	19. Handsome Hands	20. Accidental Stimulation

Just joined marvel_bang. Hope the word is ready for my apiarist AU.  Go, bees!

I really need an Avengers icon, and also a "regrettable decisions" icon. Because we all know how much fic I actually finish.  See also, thesis that should have been done a year ago. 

Not sure what just happened, but I think shinysylver just talked me into an mpreg big bang. Please send help.

And then, from the kink meme:
"Thor/Steve - papercut (h/c crack) because even the biggest manly man demigod is defenseless against paper*

The first part of my fill, Thor and the Asgardian Cardboard of Doom is here. I'm working on a second part, but it's giving me issues. Because I can do crack, but not porn, and apparently slightly cracky porn is right out. 

Also, somebody remind me to find a good Avengers icon? Thanks. 

So, this happened. shinysylver and I were discussing kink bingo, and I was trying to encourage her, with crack ideas, like you do. She shot down most of mine, so here's five of my rejects. And now I've officially written Supernatural fic, technically.

Title: What the hell?
Fandoms: Supernatural (Dean/Castiel) and Avengers (Steve/Tony)
Warnings: Dirty talk. Also, this is unbetaed and probably silly.

I'm developing a strange Pavlovian response to peanut butter and jelly, thanks to this fic I'm writing. This picture on tumblr, for example, made me giggle like a schoolgirl. This is made slightly more awkward by the fact that I keep being over at a non-fannish friend's house at tea-time, and she keeps offering me peanut butter sandwiches. I just can't explain my glee.

Because it might be relevant to someone's interests:
Avenger's Geeky tea blends! Available in Loki, Steve Rogers, TARDIS and many other exciting flavors, lol.

Edited bc, despite what we might want, TARDIS is not an avenger.

1. Comment on this post with I VOLUNTEER!
2. I will give you a letter.
3. Think of 5 fictional characters and post their names and your comments on these characters in your journal.
shinysylver gave me W, of all things.

1. Wesley Crusher -totally had a crush on him when I was a kid. Because he was the young guy on the show, so obviously that was what he was there for. The fact that I almost understood marketing at that age, and then didn't, is kind of amusing.

2. Westley - As you wish. Princess Bride, what more is there to say? (Without spoilers. The movie's been out 20 years but I'm not taking any chances.)

3. Wesley Wyndham-Pryce - is on this list mostly because I was hoping for a clever list of Wesleys, and also because for some reason his name sticks in my head. I thought he was okay, but I mostly only know about the character from completely random crossover fic, and the less said about that the better.

4. Wonder Woman- because I give up on Wesleys. Apparently not a common name, who knew? I loved the tv show. I used to twirl around and get dizzy trying to turn into Wonder Woman, although the first thing I would have done was gone and put long pants on, and then off to save crime. And to ignore her boyfriend, because I seem to recall he was clueless.

5. White Queen - from X-men. I really like some incarnations of her character. None of this diamond skin nonsense, just really freakin' powerful telepath. I even liked her in Gen X, when they remembered that she'd led (and lost) a team of students before. I didn't care for the actress, but I even liked her character in the movie. (Yes, I watched the movie. That was back before geeks got pandered to at every turn. If I'd known how many real X-men movies there were going to be....)

Ganked from shinysylver and gryphonrhi among others.

1. Go to page 77 (or 7) of your current ms. (As a short story author, I feel discriminated against.)
2. Go to line 7
3. Copy down the next 7 lines – sentences or paragraphs – and post them as they’re written.

Meme, swiped from ratherastory
First TV show I had self-insertion fantasies about:
Transformers. I was like 4. And when I was little older, Ghostbusters and Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles.

First fandom in which I interacted (online and in person) with other fans:
Look, meme, I'd been in fandoms for half a decade before the internet existed. X-men. Back on aol, and I was terrified that either my parents would catch me or the people on the internet would kill me. But I got to read some great Jubilee fic. (Unless we count the Star Trek convention I went to?)

Pairing in the first slash fanfiction I read: The first I remember was Remy/Logan (aka Gambit/Wolverine. In which Wolverine uses the security cameras to watch Remy shower. It was several readings before it occured to me to wonder...why does Prof. X have security cameras in the shower? And then I had my very first slash squick moment.)

First RPS/RPF I read:
Do we count historical slash? What about political slash? I used to follow current_affairs pretty closely. For the lulz.

First fanfiction I read that made me think, 'YES, this is exactly the kind of fanfiction I'd like to write...':
I read a lot of crack early on. Not a conscious decision, but I think I was obviously warped by things like "Revenge of the Shower Curtain".

Pairing in the first fanfiction I wrote:
Um.. My first fan-fic was a self-insert X-men fic, but I was too self-conscious to let myself be a Mary Sue. I was 15, a pairing would have been squicky. (It would have been me/Iceman probably, because I would have let logic! get in the way of my schoolgirl fantasies.) My code name was Psi-Fire.
(I think the first pairing I wrote was Hakkai/Gojyo of Saiyuki.)

First OTP: Gambit/Rogue, probably. Followed swiftly by Iceman/Gambit and Iceman/Northstar.

First RPS/F OTP:
Not my thing.

First fannish friend I met in person:
Like, somebody from the internet I met in real life? I don't know that I have. I have a "first friend that dragged me kicking into a fandom" does that count?

First character I formally roleplayed:
Aurora Boreas Lightfeather. She was a winged Elvish princess with a toucan familiar. Go ahead, laugh, she was awesome. She had paperclips. (edit: oh, that's not what this meant? I think I played Jubilee once. See "AOL Chatroom" above.)

Edit: Y'all, the Fanlore X-men Wiki is like a little slice of my younger self. This, after I just found out the Gundam Wing archive is still up. I feel so nostalgic I may weep.